Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
- (via misslucy-rose)
Jake: To live life, you need problems.
BMO: That’s stupid!
Jake: If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what’s the point of living.
I need this reminder. A lot.
Fucking ouch. Ouch ouch
The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”