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How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.




Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me


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"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."

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Adventure Time

Jake: To live life, you need problems.

BMO: That’s stupid!

Jake: If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what’s the point of living.

I need this reminder.  A lot.

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"One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her."



Fucking ouch. Ouch ouch

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lol whoa!


The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”

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